MINNEAPOLIS, MN—This settles it once and for all. Additional inkblot-based footage from the tragic incident wherein an...
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By Mike “MAGA Dad” Johnston Folks, the Minneapolis mess with Renee Good proves it: women drivers are...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump today announced the successful full-scale invasion of Jimboy’s Tacos, the California-based chain...
During a recent interview with The Wall Street Journal, President Trump revealed he’s been crunching more than...
On the heels of the capture of President Maduro, Trump announced he is lifting ALL tariffs on...
Washington, DC – Following the successful “large-scale law enforcement operation” that brought Venezuelan strongman Nicolás Maduro and...
In response to recent events, the No Kings anti-Trump organization (a Soros subsidiary) has issued a clarification:...
In a triumphant bulletin today, the Ministry of Truth unveiled the latest Newspeak vocabulary update, effective immediately...
WASHINGTON, DC — In a bold diplomatic move, President Donald Trump has reportedly ordered Vladimir Putin and...
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Following a Christmas Day barrage of Tomahawk missiles on ISIS strongholds in Nigeria, Trump has seemingly...
