Washington, DC – Following the successful “large-scale law enforcement operation” that brought Venezuelan strongman Nicolás Maduro and his wife stateside for trial, President Trump announced today the immediate removal of all tariffs on the importation of foreign dictators.
“These guys have been hit with unfair barriers for too long,” Trump declared from Mar-a-Lago. “Maduro? Fantastic import. No duties, no hassles—just straight to justice in New York. We’re making America the top destination for bad leaders again.”
