In response to recent events, the No Kings anti-Trump organization (a Soros subsidiary) has issued a clarification: they’re totally fine with iron-fisted dictators like Nicolás Maduro, who was kidnapped last week in a covert op dubbed “Operation Taco Bell Run.”
“We’ve always opposed kings in America,” said protest leader Emily Whytas-Hell, waving a sign that now reads ‘No Kings (Except Overseas Ones Trump Snatches).’ “But Maduro? He’s cool. Trump’s the real villain for yoinking him and his totally innocent wife from Caracas.”
Some call it hypocrisy, but supporters insist it’s nuanced: “Dictators are okay if they’re anti-Trump props.”
