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“You Can’t Just Send People To Illegally Invade Another Country!” Says Guy That Is Totally Okay With Having His Country Illegally Invaded article_image_edited

“You Can’t Just Send People To Illegally Invade Another Country!” Says Guy That Is Totally Okay With Having His Country Illegally Invaded

Editor January 20, 2026
Local man, Bob “Open Borders” Johnson, was reportedly seen fuming at his iPhone screen as news broke...
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Newly-Discovered Footage Reveals MLK Jr’s Mic Cut Off Right Before He Said, “…Judge By The Content of Their Character…Unless They’re Defrauding Minnesota Taxpayers!” had a dream

Newly-Discovered Footage Reveals MLK Jr’s Mic Cut Off Right Before He Said, “…Judge By The Content of Their Character…Unless They’re Defrauding Minnesota Taxpayers!”

Editor January 19, 2026
Audio archivists this week unearthed a previously unknown reel from Martin Luther King Jr.’s 1963 March on...
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OPINION: Internal Bleeding Suffered By ICE Agent Was Probably Just His Period Because Men Can Have Periods Cause I’m A Dumb Commie Libtard Who Genuinely Believes Shit Like That 1

OPINION: Internal Bleeding Suffered By ICE Agent Was Probably Just His Period Because Men Can Have Periods Cause I’m A Dumb Commie Libtard Who Genuinely Believes Shit Like That

Editor January 14, 2026
Oh honey, let’s talk about this poor ICE agent and his so-called “internal bleeding.” First of all,...
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Trump Vows To Keep Launching Strikes On Foreign Nations Until America Is Safe From The Threat Of Epstein Files News Coverage No Notes Social Template Jan26-4

Trump Vows To Keep Launching Strikes On Foreign Nations Until America Is Safe From The Threat Of Epstein Files News Coverage

Editor January 14, 2026
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump announced today that U.S. military operations abroad will continue indefinitely until...
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SCOTUS Rules Men Can Still Compete With Women, But Only In The Butch Lesbian Sports Like Softball Or Roller Derby No Notes Social Template Jan26-3

SCOTUS Rules Men Can Still Compete With Women, But Only In The Butch Lesbian Sports Like Softball Or Roller Derby

Editor January 13, 2026
WASHINGTON, DC — In a controversial decision, the Supreme Court ruled today that biological males may continue...
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