By Mike “MAGA Dad” Johnston
Folks, the Minneapolis mess with Renee Good proves it: women drivers are a menace, turning routine ICE ops into demolition derbies. This gal could’ve zipped away scot-free if she’d mastered basic driving skills instead of panicking like it’s her first time behind the wheel.
Let’s break it down, fellas. First, when agents approached her SUV, she should’ve executed a smooth three-point turn—mirror check, signal, reverse with precision—instead of that sloppy back-and-forth that screamed “amateur hour.” Pro tip: keep your foot steady on the gas, not stomping like you’re squashing a bug.
If evasion was the goal, why not a controlled J-turn? Spin the wheel hard left, hit reverse at 20 mph, then slam forward—boom, you’re facing the exit without clipping a fed. Or better, parallel park between those protesters for cover; women always botch that, but practice makes perfect!
Bottom line: Good’s erratic swerving turned a simple getaway into tragedy. Real men handle pressure; ladies, maybe take a defensive driving course before “weaponizing” your minivan. Trump was right—this is why borders need protecting from bad drivers too.
Stay vigilant, patriots.
