St. Paul, MN — Governor Tim Walz took the podium today for what many anticipated would be a major reelection announcement.
“Folks, amid the Feeding Our Future indictments, the frozen federal funds, and those upcoming congressional hearings, many have speculated that I’m not cut out for politics anymore,” Walz said, pausing for effect. “Well, let me just tell you, I am still going to run!”
He then clarified: “Not for office; just… run!”
Without taking questions, the governor sprinted out the side door. He was last seen walking along a rural highway, thumb extended.
