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Guy Who Said “See You Next Year’’ Right Before New Year’s Eve Gets His Own Netflix Special

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Guy Who Said “See You Next Year’’ Right Before New Year’s Eve Gets His Own Netflix Special

Editor January 1, 2026

CLEVELAND, OH – After much anticipation, Dave Miller, the 47-year-old regional sales manager best known for his...

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Trump Tries New Approach To Russia-Ukraine Peace Negotiations

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Trump Tries New Approach To Russia-Ukraine Peace Negotiations

Editor December 31, 2025

WASHINGTON, DC — In a bold diplomatic move, President Donald Trump has reportedly ordered Vladimir Putin and...

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In Effort To Ease Tensions, Trump Prepares New Years Greeting To Nigerian Isis

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In Effort To Ease Tensions, Trump Prepares New Years Greeting To Nigerian Isis

Editor December 31, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Following a Christmas Day barrage of Tomahawk missiles on ISIS strongholds in Nigeria, Trump has seemingly...

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Scientists Confirm We Are In The Universe Where George Bailey Was Never Born

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Scientists Confirm We Are In The Universe Where George Bailey Was Never Born

Editor December 25, 2025

GENEVA—In a bombshell Christmas Day announcement, physicists at CERN declared that quantum entanglement data from the Large...

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Ghost Of Charlie Kirk Visits Candace Owens To Ask “What The Actual F&#% Is Going On?”

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Ghost Of Charlie Kirk Visits Candace Owens To Ask “What The Actual F&#% Is Going On?”

Editor December 25, 2025

NEW YORK, NY— Just as Candace Owens was sitting down in her comfy chair on Christmas Eve...

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Charlie Kirk’s Social Media Accounts To Auction Off His Internal Organs To Highest Bidder

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Charlie Kirk’s Social Media Accounts To Auction Off His Internal Organs To Highest Bidder

Editor December 20, 2025

Capitalism in action: The still-active Facebook account of the late Charlie Kirk announced today an online auction...

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Kennedy Center Renamed “Trump-Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme-Kennedy Center”

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Kennedy Center Renamed “Trump-Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme-Kennedy Center”

Staff Contributor December 19, 2025

Trump today revealed the Kennedy Center’s new name: The Donald J. Trump Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme John...

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Something Seems Off About This Text At The End Of The Epstein Files

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Something Seems Off About This Text At The End Of The Epstein Files

Staff Contributor December 19, 2025

After the formal “END DOCUMENT” line, a block of casual text suddenly emerges: “If you want, I...

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