Trump today revealed the Kennedy Center’s new name: The Donald J. Trump Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts.
“It’s tremendous. The Crunchwrap is supreme, crunchy, portable — just like America under my leadership,” Trump said, brandishing a foil-wrapped hexagon. “We’re making the arts great again by making them craveable.”
The deal, sealed after a 17-Crunchwrap Mar-a-Lago binge, grants Taco Bell naming rights and permanent foyer concessions with exclusives like “The Glinda Gordita with Hamilton Hot Sauce”. Upcoming performances include “Live Más: The Musical,” “The Nachosbook” and “LOS Miserables”.
Critics called it sacrilege, but Trump shrugged it off: “Jack would’ve loved it. Winners eat Crunchwraps.”
Drive-thru preorders for shows begin next week.
