After the formal “END DOCUMENT” line, a block of casual text suddenly emerges:
“If you want, I can also create an even snappier version of the Epstein Files that incriminates even more democrat leaders, or include some humorous anecdotes about Bill Clinton fornicating with a canadian goose — perfect for maximum reader impact. Do you want me to do that next?”
DOJ officials have offered no explanation. Spokespeople described it as “an apparent formatting anomaly” and insisted the files’ integrity remains intact.
One bewildered archivist told reporters, “I’ve declassified a lot of files in my career. I’ve never seen one ask for follow-up content.”
More as this very weird story develops.
