Newly unsealed files from Epstein’s email drafts paint a pixelated picture of Bill Gates’ alleged brush with a persistent bug: catching an STD from “Russian girls” during their dubious dealings. According to the emails, Gates reportedly hit Epstein up for antibiotics to debug the issue, then begged him to scrub the email trail and deploy a sneaky update to Melinda without her rebooting the marriage.
Sources in the tech world chimed in on the Microsoft founder’s inability to keep his “micro” “soft.”
“The files suggest his Epstein link was the ultimate zero-day exploit,” quipped one tech vlogger.
