Facing unprecedented demand for the newly unsealed Epstein client files, the Department of Justice today rolled out the “Trump Premium VIP Backstage Gold FastPass” — a fast-track subscription allowing elite users to skip the excessive public queue.
“It’s tremendous, the best pass,” President Trump posted on Truth Social. “Regular people wait like losers. But VIPs? Immediate access. Very legal, very cool.”
For $399/month, subscribers gain instant file viewing, less-redacted PDFs, and exclusive “meet the redactions” Zoom calls with Attorney General Pam Bondi.
Sign-ups crashed the site in minutes.
