NEW YORK—Amid declines in TV viewership, ABC announced Monday that it will exhume the body of the late Dick Clark to co-host Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve one final time.
Ryan Seacrest and Rita Ora are set to welcome the decrepit remains of the iconic host to the Times Square stage. Sources say Dick “looks more trim and healthy than ever.”
The network also plans to resurrect Mariah Carey’s lifeless body for the event.
