Oh honey, let’s talk about this poor ICE agent and his so-called “internal bleeding.” First of all, can we stop with the toxic masculinity framing? Bleeding internally is literally just a masculine period. Yes, men can have periods—deal with it. I read it on a BlueSky thread with 47 likes, so it’s basically science now.
The patriarchy wants us to believe this brave federal officer was “struck by a vehicle” and suffered serious injury. Please. That’s just his uterus shedding its lining because he’s in touch with his feminine side.
Instead of praising this agent for “doing his job,” we should be sending him pads, Midol, and a handwritten card from Planned Parenthood saying, “Your cramps are valid.” The real crime here isn’t the weaponized vehicle—it’s the systemic refusal to acknowledge that men can have periods, and some men’s periods are stronger when struck by an SUV.
