TACOMA, WA—Derek Brown thought he was attending a normal gathering at his new friend Spencer Johnson’s house; beverages, games, and conversation. But when the drinks lead to a bathroom break, he saw something that raised several alarms about the budding friendship.
“Why’s there a squirt gun aimed right at my anus?” Derek said. “What kinda kink is that? You know a dude gotta be into some freaky shit if he’s needing to be that thorough.”
Derek describes himself as a “three swipes” man. “Anything beyond that, you gotta leave in the Lord’s hands.”
“What’s next? Tampons?”
