BETHLEHEM – Three foreign nationals calling themselves “Magi” got more than they bargained for when they strolled into a lowly stable loaded with extravagant gifts for a newborn they’d never met.
Chris Hansen emerged from the shadows: “Why don’t you gentlemen have a seat by that donkey… while you’re making asses of yourselves.”
The trio—dressed like escaped Persian royalty—clutched boxes of gold, frankincense, and myrrh. When asked why three grown men crossed deserts following a star to shower a baby with suspiciously expensive gifts, one mumbled, “We saw His star…”
Hansen wasn’t buying it, and quickly pulled out a stack of incriminating scriptures, revealing creepy lines like “We’ve traveled far to worship him” and “These gifts are fit for a king… a very young king.”
After intense questioning, the Magi were released on grounds of “divine prophecy.” Hansen’s parting words: “Next time, try Amazon Prime. And maybe meet the parents first.”
