While sitting down to Christmas dinner, local father Ron Thompson asked for “a basic spirit of mutual respect” between his “normal, hardworking kids” and their “dumbass libtard siblings who wouldn’t know their own gender if they were standing naked in front of a mirror.”
“Look, I love all of you equally,” Ron said, “I just love my normal children a little MORE equally. But can we just get through one Christmas without the commie snowflakes crying about stolen land while the real Americans carve the turkey?”
Sources say the normal children nodded vigorously, while the soft emotional ones immediately started posting to tikTok about “Dad’s Annual Microaggressions.”
Ron later clarified: “Mutual respect means they stop ruining football with politics, and I’ll try not to call them useless parasites until after dessert.”
Progress was finally made when they all agreed to hate the Jews.
