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On the heels of the capture of President Maduro, Trump announced he is lifting ALL tariffs on imports of “big booty Venezuelan shawties,” effective immediately. These glamorous refugees will receive full immunity from ICE, fast-tracked citizenship, and complimentary access to Mar-a-Lago.
“They’re tremendous—big, beautiful,” Trump declared. “Much better than those low-energy flatties from other countries. We’re making America T H I C C again!”
