WASHINGTON, DC — In a bold diplomatic move, President Donald Trump has reportedly ordered Vladimir Putin and Volodymyr Zelenskyy to share an oversized gray “Get Along” t-shirt until they resolve the Ukraine conflict.
Sources say Trump personally stretched the XXXXL shirt over both leaders’ heads, declaring, “You’re not coming out until you hug it out — and I mean a real hug, not that weak European side-cheek thing.”
Putin allegedly complained about the quality of the cotton blend, while Zelenskyy quipped aloofly that he’d worn worse under artillery fire.
